Ok, I didn’t really make $1,000 , I didn’t even make $10, but, I did have the idea of a lifetime. The idea was making the company Shit Be Gone. I’ll start the story now so you guys won’t think I’m weird.

The night was dim and money makin guru and his father/business partner were brainstorming. Brainstorming the greatest idea in all history, Shit Be Gone. Shit Be Gone (SBG) would become a power house in the poop scooping business… right. Well me and my dad started the business plan, a simple, and subtle attack at the pooper scooper empire. We would start small and grow daily. It was the perfect plan ready to go into action, to bad it never did.

Ok, if you still think I’m weird I don’t blame you, but I might as well explain to you readers what my dad and I were really thinking about that night. My dad and I had the great idea of starting a small pooper scooper business in our neighborhood. We thought of this because of my recent attempt at pet sitting (which will be an article for another day.) We knew there were plenty of dogs in our neighborhood., which gave me a good opportunity to get hired. The plan was to buy a pooper scooper for $10-$12, then go on my bike from house to house offering my services. Well that idea soon passed and I thought of advertising at the veterinarians office. I would give the store x amount of cards and they would pass them out to customers. That was it! That was how I was going to market my new business. Next I had to think of a name, but what? I thought of Poops r Us, We Scoop The Poop, and others, but they were to bland. So I called my uncle in Philadelphia, again his suggestions were to bland. Finally I asked my dad, money makin guru sr. what he thought of the perfect name, Shit Be Gone. Perfect, two, down advertising, and company name, what next. Aha! How was I to scoop the poop if I was in school? Hmmm…. I asked my grandfather and he suggested scooping poop after school. A great idea, but would it interfere with my school work? Ah, who cares about school, it would work like a charm. That was it I had it all planned out, I was ready to take hold of the pooper scooper empire.

To bad I never put this plan into action. Hopefully some of the things that I did planning my pooper scooper business will help you plan yours. If you have any other questions about how to start a pooper scooper business leave a comment and I will help as much as I can.

Thanks, Zach

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